nikoanesti:


spooky-pens:

theclearlydope:

Shit just got real. 

Why did no one think of this before?

I feel like a lot of people would walk by looking at it wondering what kind of sorcery we were using. Hell, I’d probably do a double-take myself
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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via miss-kora)


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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

(Source: shredbundy, via miss-kora)


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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via itsuptomenow)


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